What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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edens-blog:

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

W O W

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Your Fave is Problematic: Alex Hirsch

"why ask what, when the delicious question is w h e n.”

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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kelbremdusk:

Robo princess

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thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

chekhov:

therealdjqualls:

windows-moviemaker:

paxamericana:

jesus fucking christ 

WOWWWWWW

Haha hey my mom’s best friend was almost murdered that day, thanks Urban Outfitters!

You wouldn’t believe the fucking face I just made this is incredible…

this is literally unbelievable. im legitimately having a difficult time believing this really happened. this is ridiculously absurd

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

chekhov:

therealdjqualls:

windows-moviemaker:

paxamericana:

jesus fucking christ 

WOWWWWWW

Haha hey my mom’s best friend was almost murdered that day, thanks Urban Outfitters!

You wouldn’t believe the fucking face I just made this is incredible…

this is literally unbelievable. im legitimately having a difficult time believing this really happened. this is ridiculously absurd

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It’s been a good ride.
The best.

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